1. Iron Man. Right out of the gate, the summer hits me with a fantastic movie. I loved the shit out of it. The plot may be a tad predictable and the character is a bit ridiculous (comics, ya know), but Robert Downey Jr. is my new favorite actor ever. He carries this movie.
2. Speed Racer. This movie was incredible. All the speed and racing you could want from a mo.vie called Speed Racer. Be careful though.. the directing might make you dizzy. Also, every time a giant head acts as a swipe transition, try really hard not to think "wakka wakka wakka." IT IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU WOULD THINK.
3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Temple of shit. Don't watch this piece of garbage movie. SPOILERS: They nuke Han Solo before he uncovers the ancient library of magnetic pseudo "aliens."
4. Wall-E. What a breath of fresh air after that Crystal Skull nonsense. Pixar creates what has to be one of the best movies I've ever seen. Also, it's easily one of their best. MORAL LESSON: Pixar hates fat people.
5. The Dark Knight. It's good. See it.
So what's next? Is Tropic Thunder as good as people are claiming? I want it to be... since my new favorite actor ever is in it. But it also stars Ben Stiller, one of my least favorite actors ever. THERE IS MUCH CONFLICT IN MY HEART.
Also, more flash stuff coming soon.
