Movies I saw this summer.

1. Iron Man. Right out of the gate, the summer hits me with a fantastic movie. I loved the shit out of it. The plot may be a tad predictable and the character is a bit ridiculous (comics, ya know), but Robert Downey Jr. is my new favorite actor ever. He carries this movie.

2. Speed Racer. This movie was incredible. All the speed and racing you could want from a mo.vie called Speed Racer. Be careful though.. the directing might make you dizzy. Also, every time a giant head acts as a swipe transition, try really hard not to think "wakka wakka wakka." IT IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN YOU WOULD THINK.

3. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Temple of shit. Don't watch this piece of garbage movie. SPOILERS: They nuke Han Solo before he uncovers the ancient library of magnetic pseudo "aliens."

4. Wall-E. What a breath of fresh air after that Crystal Skull nonsense. Pixar creates what has to be one of the best movies I've ever seen. Also, it's easily one of their best. MORAL LESSON: Pixar hates fat people.

5. The Dark Knight. It's good. See it.

So what's next? Is Tropic Thunder as good as people are claiming? I want it to be... since my new favorite actor ever is in it. But it also stars Ben Stiller, one of my least favorite actors ever. THERE IS MUCH CONFLICT IN MY HEART.

Also, more flash stuff coming soon.

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Archawn 2008-08-21 08:06:21

The Dark Knight was amazing. Tropic thunder is pretty funny, and so is "Dora the explorer: race to rocketland!"

ChandlerThompson 2008-08-21 11:18:27

I disagree with Speed Racer. I found it to be a waste of money. I felt all it did was make fun of Sprital for being fat.

spanio 2008-08-21 11:18:27

He likes to eat. He's fat.

Fawx 2008-08-21 18:13:07

You should see Pineapple Express.

spanio 2008-08-21 18:13:07

I might. But I'm not in a big hurry to see it. Afterall, I didn't think that Superbad was as amazing as many seemed to think it was.

Fautzo 2008-08-24 00:27:06

tropic thunder was filmed where I live. I know someone who played a villager in it. That movie better be damn good.

I did love speed racer, but Indiana Jones was just like,"Hey Indiana theres a crystal skull in here that we can't find because we're disorganised fat slobs. LETSUSE BULLETS TO FIND IT SINCE IT'S MAGNETIC!!!" and then there was,"Why the hell are there no people in this village, just dummi-OH SHIT THERES A BOMB I BETTER HIDE IN THIS FRIDGE THAT'LL KEEP ME SAFE!!!" and of course,"LIKE ZOMG ALIENS!!!!"

spanio 2008-08-24 00:27:06

If that skull was so fucking magnetic, why did Indiana have to toss gunpowder into the air to find it? And then, it's like, all the overhead lights lean towards it... It's like.. the skeletons were only magnetic when it was DRAMATIC for them to be. Whatever. The whole movie was garbage.